Wilde

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." 

                        Oscar Wilde

The Man, the Myth, the Legend: Dad

Just a few things my father says that never get old...

1.  She was wheezing like a sack of cats
2.  Worthless as the tits on a boar hog
3.  Oh niceeee
4.  Hello dearie
5.  Sling shots (term used for thongs)
6.  Boob machines (term used for bras)
7.  Greetings from the department of the interior
8.  Who crawled up in you and died?
9.  Oh my gawd
10.  Oh for shit's sake
11. What's that you say?
12.  Yeah, I'm fat
13.  Naughty, naughty, naughty

There are so many others that I just can't remember...